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Six Best Parties on South Beach This Week

Don't let his chain fool you -- Dirt Nasty's as hardcore as they come.
Don't let his chain fool you -- Dirt Nasty's as hardcore as they come.

Halloween may be next week, but in Miami, we like to get the drunken shenanigans and celebratory bashes started early.

So bring out your skimpy French maid outfits and Trojan Magnum costumes and hit up the streets of SoBe for some boozy treats and beats.

Here are the six best parties going down on the Beach this week.

See also: Miami's Halloween 2013 Party Guide

Nicky Romero. With Don Diablo and Mednas. Thursday, October 24, 11 p.m., LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-4680; livnightclub.com. Tickets cost $60-$75 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Nicky Romero is gonna cast an EDM spell on you that'll make you fist-pump your way through the sandy shores and flashy streets of South Beach. Just be sure to bring your own Guy Fawkes mask.

See also: Five Best Concerts in Miami This Week

Snoop Lion. Thursday, October 24, 11 p.m., Story, 136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-538-2424; storymiami.com. Tickets cost $30-$40 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Snoop Doggy Dog AKA Snoop Dog AKA Snoop Lion and now Snoopzilla, has changed his name so many times, we don't even know what to call him anymore. But one thing that's remained unchanged throughout Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr.'s identity crises is that dense cloud of smoke that follows him like a shadow.

See also: New Times' Concert Calendar

 

Dirt Nasty. With DJ Irie. Friday, October 25, 11 p.m., LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-4680; livnightclub.com. Tickets cost $40-$75 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Dirt Nasty's a "coocoo, so crazy," hardcore rapper with a "gold chain swinging on the neck of a cracker." And he's "so sick with it" breaking beats with DJ Irie, so just accept his badassery, "apostrophe, period, end of story."

Chuckie. Dirty Dutch Red Light District Halloween Party with Mitchell Niemeyer and Dave Sol. Friday, October 25, 11 p.m., Story, 136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-538-2424; storymiami.com. Tickets cost $40-$60 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Enter the Dirty Dutch Red Light District, watch Chuckie "[Make] Papers," and just "Let the Bass Kick."

 

Six Best Parties on South Beach This Week

Back In Black. With Dimitri Vegas, Like Mike, David Tort, and Wolfpack. Saturday, October 26, 11 p.m., Mansion, 1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-695-8411; mansionmiami.com. Tickets cost $50 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Bring out your leather whips and handcuffs and get your freak on with Dimitri Vegas, Like Mike, David Tort, and Wolfpack.

Six Best Parties on South Beach This Week

10th Annual Penthouse Halloween Party. "The Last Dance" with Thomas Jack and Mednas. Saturday, October 26, 11 p.m., LIV, LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-4680; livnightclub.com. Tickets cost $60-$90 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Warning: The killer uhntz-uhntz hits of Thomas Jack may be your "Last Dance" ever. Good thing you'll be partying like a million bucks at LIV's annual Penthouse Halloween Party. Enter at your own risk.

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