Pop the bubbly and gather up your crew ... It's Hump Day!
Before you know it, you'll find yourself raging like a college kid, drinking bottle after bottle of champagne, and grinding up on strangers.
Until then, here are Miami's six best club bashes to help get your party juices flowing.
See also: Five Best Concerts In Miami This Week
Nick Curly. With Lou Flores and Mario Liberti. Thursday, August 14, 11 p.m. Treehouse, 323 23rd St., Miami Beach; 305-614-4478; treehousemiami.com. Tickets cost $10 to $20 plus fees via residentadvisor.net. Ages 21 and up. Party with the "chief ambassador of Mannheim sound" as Nicky Curly brings his "deep and tracky tech-house style" beats to Treehouse.
See also: New Times' Concert Calendar
SAFE Miami's Seventh Anniversary Party. With DJ Sprinkles. Friday, August 15, 10 p.m. The Electric Pickle, 2826 N. Miami Ave., Miami; 305-456-5613; electricpicklemiami.com. Tickets cost $15 plus fees via residentadvisor.net. Celebrate seven years of SAFE with Diego Martinelli, DJ Sprinkles, and the rest of the label's underground music masters at the place where it all began.
Cedric Gervais. With Dave Sol. Friday, August 15, 11 p.m. Story, 136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-538-2424; storymiami.com. Tickets cost $30 to $40 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Cedric Gervais may have been born in France, but the Grammy award-winning DJ is 305 all the way. And on Friday, he's bringing his "sexy, f*@kable house music" to the flashy lights of Story.
Kill Paris. With Antiserum and Glow Team. Friday, August 15, 11 p.m. Grand Central, 697 N. Miami Ave., Miami; 305-377-2277; grandcentralmiami.com. Tickets cost $25 to $30 plus fees via ticketfly.com. Do the future funk "Walk" with OWSLA's Corey Baker AKA Kill Paris at Grand Central.
Steam VIP Preview. With DJs Bailey Smalls and Mike Russ. Friday, August 15, 11 p.m. Steam Miami, 30 NE 14th St., Miami; 786-516-3393; steammiami.com. RSVP required via firstname.lastname@example.org. Ages 21 and up. Release some Steam as downtown Miami's first interactive-theater-meets-nightclub party hall opens its doors for all you Magic City VIP folk on Friday.
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Mack-A-Poolooza. With Afrojack. Part of the Bleaulive Concert Series. Saturday, August 16, 3 p.m. Fontainebleau Miami Beach, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-538-2000; fontainebleau.com. Dinner and show packages start at $199 plus fees via nightpass.co. It's gonna be a grand bash at the Fontainebleau for Mack-A-Poolooza. "And if you didn't come to party, then you gotta go." So throw your "hands up in the sky, wave 'em 'round from side to side," and feel "Dynamite" with Afrojack.