Rihanna's Six-Part Guide to Gettin' F#%&ing High on 4/20
Photo by Terry Richardson
Damn, what's that cloud of pine-scented smoke wafting through the South Florida air?
Oh, it's just the impending arrival of Rihanna. She won't be here till next week (AKA 4/20, the international blunt-blowin' nation's favorite holiday), when she takes the stage at the BB&T Center in Sunrise. Still, we're already catching a contact high from the mere mention of RiRi's name.
The Barbadian princess of dope and diamonds will surely roll it up for her performance. And in case you're planning the same, we've spent hours delving into her social media streams, interviews, and music to discern the definitive guide to smoking weed, as Rihanna would indeed divine unto her #Navi.
Rule #1 - Roll dem all yaself
Any bad gal knows ya gotta smoke it rolled up. We've never seen an instapic of the Unapologetic 4/20 enthusiast hitting a dirty bowl. It's all tight spliffs and blunt after blunt after blunt. And we bad bitches don't need a man to roll up our sticky neither. We can play with Mary Jane all by ourselves. We are high woman, hear us roar.
Rule #2 - Smoke all phucking day
Wake up widdit, relax widdit, cure hurt widdit, never be bored widdit, get creative widdit, and go to bed widdit. Rihanna smokes when she is lonely. She smokes when she's with the ones she loves. She smokes it in photo shoots, at music festivals, in the club, and out in the streets. She even rolled some "Diamonds" up for her single cover. This chick ain't phuckin' around.Next Page
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