Tomorrow at 5 p.m., Rick Ross will visit the Best Buy in Pembroke Pines to sign copies of God Forgives, I Don't.
He did the same thing when Self Made: Vol. 2 came out last month. And it was a mob scene.
So by Wednesday night, Rozay is going to be the Pembroke Pines employee of the month, two months in a row.
Get this man a blue polo shirt, already! Size: XXXBawse.
For a taste of what's to come, check out the video below of Ross's last Best Buy signing in Pembroke Pines. The clip peaks early at 27 seconds, when a little white girl loses her shit, fanning her face as she cries and gushes, "Hi, I love you! I love you so much!"
Not that we're knocking her. She's acting more like a grown up than we would in the same situation.
Given that his name isn't really Rick Ross, it's not really like the signature means a whole lot, other than an excuse for some face time with Rozay.
A better use for your Magic Marker ... Get the him to draw a Bawse beard on yo face. Then watch as even your breakfast nook starts to look like the King of Diamonds strip club.
Rick Ross's God Forgives, I Don't Signing. Wednesday, August 1. Best Buy, 11450 Pines Blvd., Pembroke Pines. The signing starts at 5 p.m. and ends at 7. Admission is free.
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