Rick Ross: "All 305 Certified Ballers Will Be Present" at The Bawse's Miami Strip Club Party
Check the contents of your ostrich-skin wallet.
Along with the XXXL lambskin condom, stack of hundreds, and black AmEx, there should be your up-to-date 305 Baller Certification card.
If, however, you haven't taken care of this year's dues, make sure to send that suitcase full of singles to Baller HQ at King of Diamonds before August 4.
'Cause this Saturday, The Bawse is gonna be throwing his official album release party for God Forgives, I Don't at the number-one urban gentleman's club in the world. And as Ross says, "All 305 Certified Ballers will be present."
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Shit's gonna be exclusive, son. Even if, according to the flyer, "THE WHOLE WORLD WILL BE THERE!!!"
And unless you want want a lonely Saturday night at the new Shake Shack without any big ballers or bad bitches, you'd better grab a $100 general-admission ticket right now.
In addition to performing an actual set of Bawse-sized hits, you can bet Ross will be blessing both big-booty strippers and broke-ass fans with handouts from a "Bag of Money" that be lookin' like a bad bitch.
Like Rozay say ... Unghhh.
Rick Ross. With Young Scrilla. King of Diamonds, 17800 NE Fifth Ave., North Miami Beach. Tickets are $100 for general admission and $200 for VIP, plus fees. Call 954-551-0435 or visit celebritysaturday.eventbrite.com. Call 305-999-9500 or visit kingofdiamondmiami.com.
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