Wanna "Feel the Rush"?
Well, all you gotta do is party like a reality TV star.
And luckily, according to an all-caps press release from South Beach megaclub Mansion,
"REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI FAN FAVORITE, ADRIANA DE MOURA, [IS] DUE TO DAZZLE THE CROWD WITH THE FIRST LIVE PERFORMANCE OF HER HIT SONG" tonight.
There's gonna be a "red carpet arrival" and "a full stage performance" and a "celebratory evening."
Maybe even pseudo-celebrity catfights in the VIP!
Even though reality TV forays into the music industry are usually total trash ...
We here at Crossfade proudly predict that this particular Real Housewives of Miami cast member and self-described "mother of a wonderful boy, Art Dealer, entrepreneur, polyglot, philanthropist and TV personality" is gonna bitchslap the shit outta her "DEBUT LIVE PERFORMANCE OF THE [REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI] SHOW THEME SONG 'FEEL THE RUSH.'"
Just like that time when she backhanded blonde RHoM bimbo Joanna Kruppa for being a "Polish immigrant just getting a little plate to eat food in."
To quote Adriana's "HIT SONG" ... "Paradise is here."
Real Housewives of Miami's Adriana de Moura. As part of Cirque de Mansion. Wednesday, November 28. Mansion, 1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach. The red-carpet arrivals begin at 10:30 p.m. and tickets cost $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Call 305-695-8411 or visit mansionmiami.com.
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