Being a talentless human turd with absolutely no sense of shame is one of the key prerequisites for any wannabe "reality TV star."
And while The Real Housewives of DC may have been canceled, Michaele Salahi remains talentless, human, and a turd. She also has absolutely no sense of shame, as she's proven time and again by pulling desperate, brain-dead, attention-seeking antics like gatecrashing the White House state dinner with her doofus hubby Tareq and getting kicked off the cast of Celebrity Rehab for not actually being addicted to anything other than her own pseudo-celebrity stank.
In short, Mrs. Salahi's got all the making of a major superstar! And now she's released a club single called "Bump It," which debuted Friday on NBC Miami. She walks. She talks. She sucks. See the cut for the terrible video and excruciatingly stupid lyrics.
Michaele Salahi's "Bump It"
I'm so hot and, like, you're so not
Speakers on blast, let the techno rock
Everybody in the club, make your way to the front
Rhythm is the bass that will make the crowd jump
Bump it!
RJ Starr [Random rapper]
B-b-b-bump!
Gonna get real low like hump
That's my girl Salahi
Yeah, you so flossy
Salahi
Rhythm is the bass
Starr
Bump it!
Salahi
Rhythm is the bass
Starr
Bump it!
Salahi
Rhythm is the bass that will make the crowd jump
Starr
Bump it!
Will someone please hurry up and dance with me?
Will someone please hurry up and dance with me?
Will someone please hurry up and dance with me?
'Cause I'm alone on the dancefloor
Tonight!
When the clock strikes midnight
We will party like an animal, animal
Release me from my cage
I'll be alone on center stage
I'm an animal, animal
This beat is crazy, I can't contain it, it's electronic
The club is rockin', bottles poppin', I'm a danceaholic
I came to party hard and do what I do
My main objective is to be the hottest girl in the room
I'm so hot and, like, you're so not
Speakers on blast, let the techno rock
Everybody in the club, make your way to the front
Rhythm is the bass that will make the crowd jump
Bump it!
Starr
G-g-g-get it, girl, let's make this hot
I'm about to explain, just one more shot
Let's do it how we do it, if you ain't forgot
RJ Starr and Salahi
Salahi
Rhythm is the bass
Starr
Bump it!
Salahi
Rhythm is the bass
Starr
Bump it!
Salahi
Rhythm is the bass that will make the crowd jump
Starr
Bump it!
Will someone please hurry up and dance with me?
Will someone please hurry up and dance with me?
Will someone please hurry up and dance with me?
'Cause I'm alone on the dancefloor
Tonight!
When the clock strikes midnight
We will party like an animal, animal
Release me from my cage
I'll be alone on center stage
I'm an animal, animal
Turn up the bass, bumpin' loud, time to get it started
Just tell the DJ, kill the lights, the beat is callin'
I came to party hard and do what I do
My main objective is to be the hottest girl in the room
When the stars align and there's a full room
We will come alive and party all night
[Unintelligible drivel]
I'm so caught up in the rhythm
The music feels like a prison
Release me, it's time to awken
The night, night, night
Bump it!
Bump it!
Bump it!
Bump it!
Bump it!
Bump it!
Bump it!
Bump it!
I party like an animal!
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