As Tony M. said, "Miami is a big pussy waiting to be fucked."
Why do I act like such a clown when I get drunk? Who gives a shit? If you have not been to The Vagabond,
you need to stop by and see what is really going on in 305. My reality
show never stops. Prunk TV is just a glimpse into my world. I am on the
grind. My eyeballs are cameras. This is Miami, and that is what they
do. I firmly believe that every man has the right to dance up on a
stripper pole at least once in his life. Thanks to Grace Jones for
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capturing it on camera. Thanks to Pat, the owner of Sandbar Kendall,
who will be letting me dance on the stripper pole again soon. And for
some reason I am sitting on a park bench. Did I just get off the bus?