This Friday morning will be greeted by the mashed up sounds of your mouse clicking and you going, "Come on, come on, COME ON!"
Why is this news? Because this time, it will be sample-smashing hoodie monster Pretty Lights causing the commotion, as you frantically try to get a ticket to his show at the Fillmore Miami Beach on October 2.
And it's all ages, so steal a baby, dip it in Day-Glo paint, and go shake your ass on South Beach.
Pretty Lights is for sexy people. But if you aren't sexy going into the show, you sure as heck will be on the way out. When he starts bashing his laptops together, your shameful stutter becomes "glitchy" and your bad gas is just gastrointestinal bass drops. If all else fails, his bonkers light show will blind your prospective lovers just long enough to dance with you.
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And because the show is fairly early, there's enough time to invite that sexy stranger for some dancing, a bit of skinny dipping in the warm end-of-hurricane-season waters, and maybe even making the ultimate mash-up ... A human baby!!!
Pretty Lights. Tuesday, October 2. Fillmore Miami Beach, 1700 Washington Ave., Miami Beach. All ages. The show starts at 9 p.m. and tickets cost $32.50 plus fees via livenation.com. All ages. Call 305-673-7300 or visit fillmoremb.com.