Prediction: Jamie Foxx Will Blame New Year's Eve Absurdity on the Alcohol
It's unlikely Jamie Foxx will come anywhere close to matching the absurd spectacle that Lady Gaga brought to the Fontainebleau last year with her overloaded smoke machines and one-thousand pounds of glitter.
So expect the Oscar and Grammy winner to keep things a little more dignified. Think an upscale, mature-and-sexy evening of suits, ties, designer sunglasses, and champagne toasts.
Then again, after two hours of open bar, Jamie just might slip on a meat dress and give Lady Gaga a run for her money.
We can already hear all those scantily clad bimbos and their Ed Hardy-wearing boyfriends singing in unison, glasses in the air: "Blame it on the Goose, got you feeling loose/Blame it on the Patron, got you in the zone/Blame it on the A-a-a-alcohol!"
Jamie Foxx. With Kaskade, DJ MOS, and David Berrie. LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. The party begins at 9 p.m., and tickets cost $425 to $10,000 via fbnye.snaptickets.com. Call 305-674-4680 or livnightclub.com.