Ever fantasized about hiring Pitbull to be your friend for a weekend? Well, dreams come true! And all you gotta do is pay $399 per night.
If your holiday weekend is still a giant gaping three-day block of nothing, the Fontainebleau Miami Beach is offering three very special Voli Labor Day With Pitbull hotel packages.
There's the "Fan Package" for Pit enthusiasts with crappy credit cards, a "VIP Package" for party people with OK credit cards, and then the "High Roller Package" for 305-ers with totally killer credit cards.
Buy a night (or three) with Pit and enjoy a stay at the beautiful Fontainebleau, sleeping in till noon ('cause you get a special 2 p.m. checkout time), ordering loads of "Hotel Room Service," lounging around in swank-ass complimentary robes, and getting drunk off Mr. Worldwide's very own low-cal booze brand, Voli Vodka.
But that ain't all the perks ... Everyone (including lowly "Fans") will get to shake ass at a "private performance by Pitbull" while "VIPs" earn access to a meet-and-greet and "High Rollers" get it all, just better.
Voli Labor Day With Pitbull Packages
Fan Package
$399 to $475 per night
-Oceanview guestroom
-Two passes to private performance by Pitbull
-Access for two into Voli lounge throughout weekend
-Complimentary valet
-2 p.m. late checkout
-Little Bleau Book with savings throughout the resort
VIP Package
$485 to $575 per night
-Junior Suite
-Two passes to private performance by Pitbull
-Access for two into Voli lounge throughout weekend
-Access for two into Voli meet-and-greet with Pitbull
-Voli VIP amenity
-Complimentary valet
-2 p.m. late checkout
-Little Bleau Book with savings throughout the resort
High Roller Package
$619 to $749 per night
-One-Bedroom Suite
-Two VIP viewing-area passes to private performance by Pitbull
-Access for two into Voli lounge throughout weekend
-Access for two into Voli meet-and-greet with Pitbull
-Voli VIP amenity
-Complimentary valet
-2 p.m. late checkout
-Little Bleau Book with savings throughout the resort
Voli Labor Day With Pitbull. Friday, September 2, to Sunday, September 4. Fontainebleau Miami Beach, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. One- to three-day hotel packages cost $399 to $749 per night via fontainebleau.com.
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