See also Crossfade's review of Peaches at Grand Central in September 2011 -- plus the full 30-photo slideshow.
Hold on to your tits, kids. 'Cause Peaches is coming to town.
Yes, the world's nastiest electroclash sex god will be whipping out her chick dick and cumming all over the crowd at Mansion on Friday, October 12. It's gonna be hot, messy, and weird, because everything Peaches does is bizarrely beautiful.
Something tells us the crowd at the fancy-pants club will be slightly different than usual. See, Peaches has a way of bringing out the freak in everyone. So here are some of the awesome weirdos you can expect to see.
Hip Gays and Their Girlfriends
It's going to be a regular sassy fest on the dance floor. Remember, girls ... You can tell the gays and straights apart by their shoes. If he's dressed nicely and he's wearing sneakers, you're good to go.
Crazy Bitches
Fellas, be careful who you take home. They might look hot in their tight black ensemble. But if they're at a Peaches show, there's a high likelihood they're crazy. Maybe in a good way. Or maybe in a bad way. So just ask yourself ... Does she exude the fierceness of a rabid dog? Back away slowly. And let her keep the drink.
People in Leather and Animal Print
Usually, Mansion is the official home of the barely-there red dress. However, this crowd is going to be anything but conventional. Actually, they'll be conventionally kinky. Expect a lot of cheetah- and leopard-print shit, and definitely some biker bitches.
Hot Bunnies
Some things you're going to see that night will defy explanation. People are going to be weird just for the sake of it. Make sure you tell them how fabulous they are. The biggest freak at the party is like the Prom Queen.
Peaches
But even with all this leather and insanity and glitter-y goodness, no one (regardless of preparation or dedication) will out-weird Peaches. She's already worn a suit made of titties. But you can bet she'll out-do herself. We can't wait to see.
Peaches DJ Set. Friday, October 12. Mansion, 1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach. The show starts at 11 p.m. and tickets cost $25 plus fees via wantickets.com. Call 305-695-8411 or visit mansionmiami.com.
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