Norway Busts Snoop Dogg for Weed, Targets Puppies for Cuteness Next
One minute, they're making you empty your bejeweled pimp chalice before going through security. The next, they're busting you for having eight grams of weed, as if that could even get a motherfucker high as a motherfucker.
Roll that up in a page torn out of the Robb Report, nephew, because that's some pricey pot right there.
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While we're sure Snoop was just holding it for a friend (Bishop Don "Magic" Juan?), the Associated Press adds that he was also fined for carrying more cash than a person is legally allowed to bring into the country.
In any case, Snoop quickly paid the fine...with all of the cash he had brought into the country.
But jeez, Norway, you guys used to be about cool shit like Vikings and Swedish fish. But now you're just all about the money, man.
As of now, Snoop Dogg is still scheduled to perform in the Scandinavia tonight. And if there's any justice in the world, he'll be able to find some more pot before showtime. Or, you know, chew one of his fingernails and be high for the next three days.
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