Ne-Yo at Fontainebleau Miami Beach May 11
Your mama is so one in a million. Just, like, the best you ever had. So why not make up for all that bitching you did when she was just trying to raise you right? Go show her a good time this Mother's Day.
Sure, sexy isn't what we usually think Mom needs. But it's exactly what she wants. And that's why the historically suave Fontainebleau Miami Beach is allowing you to pay $350 per night to let her pretend smooth crooner Ne-Yo is your daddy. This will be the hotel's third round of spend-a-holiday-with-a-famous-stud events, AKA the BleauLive series, which has also given fans the opportunity to get drunk on Voli Vodka with Pitbull for Labor Day and stuff a turkey with Ricky Martin for Thanksgiving.
As usual, BleauLive provides three options at tiered prices. Basic moms get the "Fan Package" with two general admission passes to the performance plus access to the Malibu Red open bar, complimentary valet, and an ocean-view guest room. Meanwhile, "VIP Package" mamas step up the swag for an extra $50 per night and receive special seats at the show. And dropping even more stacks ($550) on that rack makes Mommy a "High Roller" who gets all that standard stuff in addition to a special brunch for two and a chance to meet Ne-Yo himself.
Oh, and a Mother's Day tip: When the smooth crooner hits on your mom, keep your mouth shut. She didn't bring you into this world to be a cock block.
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