Has it always been your dream for someone to pay attention to you? Perhaps your parents ignored you as a child? Or you were too afraid to speak up during those awkward teenage years?
Well, that's why God created music journalism, so we could compartmentalize all the painful trials and tribulations of adolescence and pretend all those years you spent listening to Kid A alone in your high-school cafeteria was in preparation for this very moment.
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