Miami Bass Express

Today The Herald is reporting on the epidemic of prescription drugs from South Florida invading the Appalachian states. If you've ever seen the ad section of the Broward Palm Beach New Times you know what a big business prescription drugs are, and apparently Broward county is one of the easiest...

By Jacob Katel

April 6, 2009

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Today The Herald is reporting on the epidemic of prescription drugs from South Florida invading the Appalachian states. If you've ever seen the ad section of the Broward Palm Beach New Times you know what a big business prescription drugs are, and apparently Broward county is one of the easiest places to get em in the United States.

What does that have to do with the Maggotron Crushing Crew and their song Miami Bass Express? Plenty, kind of. Some people call crack "base." Pills might as well be crack for all the good they do anybody who abuses em'. So there you go. Miami Bass Express = South Florida Base Express. Comin to a city near you.

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