Spoiler alert: The world isn't about to end. But that doesn't mean we can't drink like it will.
At LIV, the club rats will saying goodbye to 2012 with almost a whole week of superstar DJs and an endless supply of champagne.
If you party hard enough, just wait for the apex of the set and squint ... It might actually look like some kinda glamorous armageddon.
After all, Diplo is one of the four horsey-men of the apocalypse, no?
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LIV's New Year's Eve 2013 Week Lineup
Diplo and Vice. Wednesday, December 26. Ages 21 and up. Tickets cost $40 to $60 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up.
Laidback Luke. Thursday, December 27. Tickets cost $40 to $60 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up.
Benny Benassi. Friday, December 28. Tickets cost $40 to $60 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up.
Dada Life. Saturday, December 29. Tickets cost $40 to $75 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up.
Calvin Harris. December 31. Tickets cost $275 to $17,000 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up.
Afrojack. With Bobby Burns. Tuesday, January 1. Tickets cost $75 to $125 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up.
Holy electro-balls, Batman. That is one helluva NYE lineup. It seems LIV is making itself the home of bangers for the end of days.
If you want to ring in 2013 with a hazy recollection of what just happened, but you want it backed by some of the funkiest, hardest, most uplifting jams of the season, this is probably one of your best bets.
Don't worry, you still have a couple of weeks to get ready, club rat.
LIV Nightclub's New Year's Eve 2013 Week. Wednesday, December 26, 2012, through Tuesday, January 1, 2013. LIV Nightclub, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. Call 305-674-4680 or visit livnightclub.com.
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