Lil Wayne's Memorial Day 2013 in Miami:
17 Reasons Weezy Couldn't Perform

Holy shit, this is gonna suck isn't it
Holy shit, this is gonna suck isn't it
Jacob Katel

Sorry to the thousands of tourists who paid around $80 each for the Lil Wayne & Birdman party at Mansion last night. We know you thought he would at least get on the mic for a minute and say wasup, rap a little, talk some shit, something. But he was extremely busy in the VIP. Plus, he was like 15 feet behind the DJ, so that would've been like a really far walk and all. But don't worry, we got some pictures of what he was up to. Very rare grown man shit. Here are the reasons Lil Wayne couldn't perform.

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-Rick Ross and DJ Khaled's Suffering From Success Party at Mansion Miami

Lil Wayne's Memorial Day 2013 in Miami:17 Reasons Weezy Couldn't Perform

17. Fell Asleep

Don't you ever get tired of making money, fucking hoes, doing drugs, and then talking into a microphone about making money, fucking hoes, and doing drugs as a way to make more money to fuck more hoes, and do more drugs? It's tiring, OK!

Lil Wayne's Memorial Day 2013 in Miami:17 Reasons Weezy Couldn't Perform

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16. His Bottom Lip Got Stuck

"Can someone please call Baby, and please say the Baby, tell him my yip is stuck, my yip is stuck,' or something?"

Lil Wayne's Memorial Day 2013 in Miami:17 Reasons Weezy Couldn't Perform

15. Forgot Where He Was

"Yo, Mack! Where the fuck we at, Mane? I just woke up from an awesome nap, my lip got stuck, and I don't know where the hell we are dude. WTF's goin' on bro?"

Lil Wayne's Memorial Day 2013 in Miami:17 Reasons Weezy Couldn't Perform

14. Shit His Pants

C'mon now, if that ain't a dirty dookie face, what is. Now do the stanky legg, do the stanky legg. Two step in shit with it, step in shit with it.

Lil Wayne's Memorial Day 2013 in Miami:17 Reasons Weezy Couldn't Perform

13. Noticed What A Nice Ear His Homie Has

"Jus look at that shit, dam, I could talk to that motherfucker all night."


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