If the Rub 'n' Tug dudes (Thomas Bullock and Eric Duncan) can jerk a happy ending out of Coldplay's limp "Square One," then why can't they get this one off? While their DJ mixes are sloppy drunk, all bleary-eyed on the EQs, when saddling up alongside New York's cowbell kings, they take it at a slow grind. Staving off the climax, they draw out James Murphy's "with no memory" pillow talk till it's a digitized croak, making for some tantric disco-punk.
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