A) Life in the fast lane will:
- Surely make you lose your mind
Surely make you lose your driving privileges
- Surely torque your sinuses
B) After midnight we're going to:
- Let it all hang out
Turn into pumpkins
- Sell out to a beer company
C) Might as well:
- Hump
Jump
- Take a dump
D) Which night is alright for fighting:
- Good Friday
Saturday
- Shabbat
E) In Birmingham they love:
- The guv'nah
Beer
- Lynching
- The Talladega 500
F) If you're willing to sacrifice our love, chances are:
- You're as cold as ice
You've found somebody with better taste in music
- You love the guv'nah
G) Invisible airwaves crackle with:
- Light
Breakfast cereal
- Invisible little green men
H) A bad moon rising is generally indicative of:
- Dangerous riptides
- Trouble on the way
- Indigestion
I) All in all you're just another brick in the:
- Mall
Wall
- Skull
J) One who has been let loose from the noose is most likely:
- Already deceased
Back in black
- Spending too much time in Birmingham
K) Come on baby, light my:
- Township
Fart
- Fire
L) What is the greatest issue of concern as regards a big ol' jet airliner:
- Unconsummated lust for stewardess
Possibility of being carried too far away
- In-flight meal
M) Excuse me while I kiss:
- A frog
Your ass
- The sky
N) You are on a dark desert highway. Cool wind is in your hair. What warm smell is rising in the air:
- Chorizo
Colitas
- Bratwurst
O) Who had it made, but was retrieved for a bounty:
- Joe Gersten
David Koresh
- The renegade
P) If you want to get high, high to the sky:
- Elevator shoes
Cocaine
- Rubber cement
Q) Ziggy played:
- Baseball
Guitar
- With himself
R) I was born:
- In a small town
In a crossfire hurricane
- In the USA
-Learning disabled
- Most of the above
S) She's got:
- Cramps
Whiskers
- Legs
T) Bonus Question (Essay) "Su-su-sudio." Explain:
A-1("Life in the Fast Lane" Eagles, 1976)
B-1("After Midnight" Eric Clapton, 1970)
C-2("Jump" Van Halen, 1983)
D-2 and technically 3("Saturday Night Is Alright for Fighting" Elton John, 1973)
E-1("Sweet Home Alabama" Lynyrd Skynyrd, 1974)
F-4("Cold As Ice" Foreigner, 1977)
G-1("New World Man" Rush, 19XX)
H-2("Bad Moon Rising" Creedence Clearwater Revival, 1969)
I-2("Another Brick in the Wall" Pink Floyd, 1979)
J-2("Back in Black" AC/DC, 1980)
K-3("Light My Fire" The Doors, 1967)
L-2("Jet Airliner" Steve Miller Band, 1976)
M-3("Purple Haze" The Jimi Hendrix Experience, 1967)
N-2("Hotel California," The Eagles, 1976)
O-3("Renegade" Styx, 1979)
P-2("Cocaine" Eric Clapton, 1976)
Q-2("Ziggy Stardust" David Bowie, 1972)
R-5("Small Town" John Cougar Mellencamp, 1985; "Jumpin' Jack Flash" Rolling Stones, 1968; "Born in the USA" Bruce Springsteen, 1984)
S-3("Legs" ZZ Top, 1983)
Score yourself!:
17-20 Classic connection! Go out and buy yourself that Boston box set!
12-16 One ticket to paradise. Practice up for next year's kwiz
7-11 Classic effort, go out and buy yourself that Asia box Set
4-6 What were you smoking in the boys room, anyway?
-3 Our hats are off to you