But if you're the kind of "mere peon" who can afford a special Halloween extravaganza at LIV, go get a few handfuls of Kimmy Cakes. Because that's where Miss K is celebrating her happy birthday.
Who else is invited? Well, obviously ... Superheroes, sluts, Laidback Luke, Oliver Twizt, and Sandro Silva.
It's a Super You & Me party on the actual Happy Halloween date of Wednesday, October 31. So fancy costumes are a must. Don't be afraid to go all out. We're hoping Kanye's "Perfect Bitch" comes in nothing but a cape.
Check out Crossfade's photo recap, "Laidback Luke's Super You & Me at LIV Brought Out Superhero Babes and SoBe Barbarians."
Photo by Lex Hernandez
Lately, it seems Kim just can't get enough of LIV. She was just there, dipping it low with Diplo and the yellowest man in wrestling, Hulk Hogan.
You know ... Eating shit sandwiches and body-slammin' chumps, the Hulkster is a superhero in his own right. Maybe you should dress up as him?
If you're tall and old enough, maybe the crowd will confuse you for the real Hogan. You too could climb on stage, rage with Laidback Luke and Kim K., and tear that Hulkamania tank top off your chest.
Or maybe not. But just make sure you come as anything but yourself. Your blogging job is boring.
Kim Kardashian's Halloween Birthday Bash. As part of Super You & Me with Laidback Luke, Sandro Silva, and Oliver Twizt. Wednesday, October 31. LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. The party starts at 11 p.m. and tickets cost $60 to $90 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Call 305-674-4680 or visit livnightclub.com.
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