Hipster Pets Gone Wild in Jacuzzi Boys' New "Automatic Jail" Video

When it comes to being unhinged party animals, even the most debauched cool kids can't compete with their dogs. Hipster pets are the wildest creatures on Earth, indulging every beastly urge (running naked in the streets, pissing in public, sniffing buttholes, having strange sex in the park, slurping psychedelic green...

By S. Pajot

September 26, 2011

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When it comes to being unhinged party animals, even the most debauched cool kids can't compete with their dogs.

Hipster pets are the wildest creatures on Earth, indulging every beastly urge (running naked in the streets, pissing in public, sniffing buttholes, having strange sex in the park, slurping psychedelic green goo straight from the gutter, etc.) with total disregard for societal norms.

Just see the cut for Jacuzzi Boys' new vid for "Automatic Jail," directed by John McSwain. It's irrefutable proof that we humans will never be as wild, crazy, and cool as our pooches.

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