Monday, you're so unfair to us.
We're all just here, partying it up like we do every weekend and then you come around and make us put on our work clothes and be adults again ... Rude.
While we wish you would disappear forever, at least we've got some pretty good music to look forward to once you leave.
Just check out the five best concerts going down this week.
See also: New Times' Concert Calendar
Experience Hendrix. With Billy Cox of Band of Gypsys, Buddy Guy, Zakk Wylde of Black Label Society, Jonny Lang, Kenny Wayne Shepherd, Chris Layton of Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble, Doyle Bramhill II, Eric Johnson, Rich Robinson of Black Crowes, and Eric Gayles of Indigenous. Friday, September 19, 8 p.m. Hard Rock Live, 1 Seminole Way, Hollywood; 954-797-5531; hardrocklivehollywoodfl.com. Tickets cost $45 to $65 plus fees via ticketmaster.com. Unless you're one of the lucky bastards who got to see Jimmy Hendrix shred like a monster (we envy you, older generation), then Experience Hendrix with Billy Cox of Band of Gypsys, Zakk Wylde of Black Label Society, and other six-string beasts is the closest you'll ever get to being in the presence of the guitar hero himself.
Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers. With Steve Winwood. Saturday, September 20, 7 p.m. Cruzan Amphitheatre, 601-7 Sansburys Way, West Palm Beach; 561-795-8883; cruzanamphitheatre.net. Tickets cost $25 to $131 plus fees via livenation.com. Go "Free Fallin'" with rock 'n' roll legend Tom Petty as he rocks his home state with the Heartbreakers at the Cruzan Amp.
Jack White. With Olivia Jean. Sunday, September 21 and Monday, September 22, 8 p.m. The Fillmore Miami Beach, 1700 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-673-7300; fillmoremb.com. Tickets cost $62.50 to $82.50 plus fees via livenation.com. Escape the Lazaretto of your head and enter the world of "the man in the dark hat" and former White Stripes frontman Jack White at his two-night stand at the Fillmore.
The Pretty Reckless. Sunday, September 21, 6 p.m. Revolution Live, 100 SW 3rd Ave., Fort Lauderdale; 954-449-1025; jointherevolution.net. Tickets cost $17 plus fees via ticketmaster.com. Things are gonna get Pretty Reckless in this "Messed Up World" when leading lady and former Gossip Girl drug dealer Taylor Momsen hits the stage at Revolution.
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Banks' Goddess Tour. With Movement and Lil Silva. Sunday, September 21, 8 p.m. Grand Central, 697 N. Miami Ave., Miami; 305-377-2277; grandcentralmiami.com. Tickets cost $20 to $25 plus fees via ticketfly.com. All ages. Unleash your inner "Goddess" with "brooding pop songstress" Banks at Grand Central.