Eleven Songs We Wish Taylor Swift Had Written for Her New Album, Speak Now
Yes!!! Taylor Swift just unveiled the official track list for her long awaited third album entitled Speak Now! As many of us "Swiftians" know, her last album Fearless was released two years ago and sold over 10 million copies worldwide. We're pretty sure that her new album will do just the same, if not better!
So what shall we expect to hear from Speak Now? In her own words, Taylor states, "In the past two years, I've experienced a lot of things that I've been dying to write about. A lot of things I wanted to say in the moment that I didn't." Whoa, sounds pretty heavy duty.
Check out the track list after the cut and see for yourself.
1. "I Hate Kanye"
The first single off the new album. It's a heartfelt rock 'n' roll country song, featuring some killer auto-tune by Taylor herself.
2. "Kanye Sucks" (feat. Nick Jonas)
Getting a little help from fellow teen idol and the brother of ex-boyfriend, Joe, comes a cotton-pickin' ballad that talks about all the ways that Kanye West sucks the big one.
3. "Runaway (From Kanye)"
An unofficial remix of Kanye West's actual single, "Runaway," with a unique, soft Swift twist. The chorus cries, "Let's have a toast for the Poo Heads/Let's have a toast for the Dumbos/Let's have a toast for the Buttface/Everyone that Kanye knows."
4. "Imma Let You Finish"
A rap track wherein Taylor interrupts people.
5. "Thank God Amber Rose Dumped Your Ass"
This is definitely a girl-power hit that'll get all the single ladies putting their hands up!
6. "Forever Douche" (feat. Selena Gomez)
Featuring best friend Gomez, this stellar pop-rock track is the best work Taylor has done since "Love Story"! Wow ... Chills just thinking about it. BTW can you guess who the titular douche is?
7. "I Wish I Was Nicki Minaj" (feat. Miley Cyrus)
Another best friend lending a hand with this star-powered hit, "I Wish I Was Nicki Minaj" makes anyone want to be Nicki Minaj ... Even Kanye!
8. "George Bush Don't Care About Kanye"
This is one patriotic, all-American, good ol' country music gem that Glenn Beck is officially using for his next Tea Party DJ gig.
9. "Never Forget, Never Forgive"
She wants revenge. No, not the band ... Taylor wants revenge.
10. "Thank You, Kanye, For Launching My Career" (feat. Justin Bieber)
Pretty self-explanatory. The chorus, however, takes the cake, with powerful lyrics like "Before you interrupted me, no one knew my name/You can blame it on the Hennessy/ But I blame Kanye/Now everyone is telling me how strong I was that day/Thank you, motherfucker, for embarrassing me on the VMAs."
11. "I Still Hate Kanye" (feat. T-Pain)
Featuring the legendary T-Pain, this is auto-tune heaven! Who said auto-tune was dead? Oh right, Jay Z ... Well, guess what? He's BFFs with king douche Kanye! Go figure.
LOLs, right? For those who are sincerely interested, read the real track list for Taylor Swift's new album. And of course, if you haven't already seen (or heard) the real single off Speak Now, peep it below. The song, "Mine," has already hit #3 on the Billboard charts. Take that, Kanye!
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