Demi Moore Loves Miley Cyrus's Penis (Cake)
Just when you thought the fact that Miley Cyrus loves penis cake was officially too hot to handle ... TMZ has revealed that Miley ain't the only one who's got a need for desserts fashioned after gargantuan shlongs.
Yes, it's true, Demi Moore has been implicated in The Great Penis Cake Caper, fresh from checking in-and-out of rehab after a marathon of blasting whip-its like she was Charlie Sheen or Vanilla Ice at the Gathering of the Juggalos.
Check the jump for the sordid, frosted details.
As explicated in the clip above, Demi Moore has been going buck-fucking-wild. And who better to get down, dirty and straight up nasty with than pop-princess-turned-sullied-strumpet Miley "Pass the Salvia" Cyrus.
And in exchange for a taste of her youthful sexual belligerence, you know Miley was totally down to scarf some testicular treats with Demi Moore, from whom she learned how to give a proper lap dance.
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