We here at Crossfade have done extensive scientific research, compiled the stats, and our report on the correlation between photogenic faces and funniness is ready.
The conclusion: Good-looking people with nice tans and beautiful hair are never ever fucking funny. Especially Louis Aguirre.
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For proof, see the cut and sit through the Deco Drive anchor's new Rebecca Black parody called "Soup Girl." According to co-producer Split Pea: "It's about a guy who impresses the ladies with his mammoth soup collection."