Oh, pretty Kitty Von D, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
Uh, maybe with a 43-photo facebook album of you, looking gorgeous and posing with my cat, even if most of the pictures are pretty much the same.
Deadmau5 doesn't care if we all now know he's a softie pussy-whipped love gusher. When love is real, you want to tell the world, and he's done pretty much everything in his power to mark his territory today. Short of piss on her, of course.
Check out these most ooey-gooey moments of their budding love.
Deadmau5 really loves his widdle kitty Kat.
He lets her hold his baby-doll.
He loves her when she's derping.
He loves her when she's kissing his other bitch.
He loves her tattoos.
He loves her when she's playing peek-a-boo.
He loves her enough to use special filters.
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He loves her to death.