OK, so we were joking about the professional part. There are no suits and ties in the Crossfade office. And we don't carry a briefcase unless it's full of Four Loko.
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But we do got jobs! And if you wanna write about music and get paid for it, like Lester Bangs, Miami New Times has immediate openings for contributors to both our print and digital editions. Apply now by sending a cover letter, resume, and three to five samples of writing to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Assignments would include concert previews, show reviews, and interviews. And yeah, plenty of blogs about definitively non-professional subject matter, like rap odes to strippers ass-smashing Nachos Supreme?