The greatest danger involved in making superpotent sex music is the high risk of inadvertently impregnating an entire roomful of glammed-out party girls.
Just ask Chromeo's Dave 1 and P-Thugg ... There is no condom, diaphragm, spermicide, morning-after pill, or contraceptive sponge in existence that's properly equipped to deal with the phenomenal reproductive power of a funky electro track.
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Want proof? See the cut for Chromeo's official "When the Night Falls" music video, featuring Solange Knowles and directed by Daniels. It's a harrowing and scary look at accidental pregnancy, moms gone haywire, and the horrors of becoming a dad.
Chromeo with Mayer Hawthorne, presented by LG Ones to Watch. Tuesday, September 20. Fillmore Miami Beach, 1700 Washington Ave., Miami Beach. The babymaking begins at 9 p.m. and tickets cost $27.50 plus fees via livenation.com. Call 305-673-7300 or visit fillmoremb.com.