Pregnant chicks are cool, I guess, because they eat like stoners and can hold your beer on their stomach while you play Halo. But I still feel mildly weird about these pictures of Xtina trying to look all uber-slutty with a small human inside her stomach, I guess because a lot of girls my age are having babies and none of them look like her. Maybe I should just knock up hot girls and kill two birds with one awesome leather and denim covered stone. -- Craig Hlavaty
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