Are you having trouble managing your mustache amid the humidity of hurricane season? Your new gurus are coming to town in the form of Bear in Heaven, owners of indie's most fecund upper lips.
Have you been wanting to sing along with Biz Markie's "Just a Friend," but needed someone else in the room to sing it even more off-key than you? Well, Biz Markie can handle that gig.
Can you not find your keys? What about your good-time party vibes? Gigamesh is en route to help you with at least one of these two things.
But what does it all mean? It means that Bardot has announced a slew of new shows. See the Midtown venue's summer concert lineup after the cut.
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Bardot's Summer Concert Schedule
Thursday, July 19 Tanlines
Friday, July 20 Night Train with Ruen
Saturday, July 21 Eliot Lip with Sven
Thursday, July 26 Gold Panda with XXYYXX
Friday, July 27 Tomas Barfod with Sven
Saturday, July 28 Gigamesh with Hank & Cupcakes
Tuesday, July 31 - Red Channels with Million Young (DJ)
Thursday, August 2 Bear in Heaven
Thursday, August 9 Biz Markie
Thursday, August 16 Araab Muzik with Baauer
Call 305-576-7750 or visit bardotmiami.com.