In Space, no one can hear you scream.
Also, when you party in Space, you stay a lot drier than being out in a hurricane. So it's pretty much the perfect place to move this Saturday's Back in Black fest since Sandy insists on being such a downer.
That's right, the epic Halloween-themed party is sticking it to the man (or at least Mother Nature and the seasonal weather patterns) by proceeding with the regularly scheduled musical festivities.
Basically, it's going to be the best All Hallows' Eve hurricane rave this town has ever seen.
Yes, all your favorite headliners will be in the building, from Dirty South to Paul Van Dyk to LA Riots.
But we haven't even gotten to the best part ...
To thank ticket holders for quietly accepting any inconveniences, they're offering an open bar from noon to 4 p.m. tomorrow.
Ah! Free alcohol! That's the best Halloween treat ever! We totally won't leave flaming poop on your doorstep now.
Make sure to come incognito and make sure the costume is slutty. Because this party will touch upon S&M themes and it's a lot harder to get spanked in jeans than it is a mini-skirt or crotchless stockings. Plus, you wanna look good when you black out after all that free booze.
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Rave on party monsters. And stay dry.
Back in Black 2012. Saturday, October 27. Space, 34 NW 11th St., Miami. The party starts at 2 p.m. and tickets cost $75 to $99 via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Call 305-507-8366 or visit alwaysgobig.com.