Adele Sucks Up Cash As Music Biz Reports "Least Negative" Results Since Bush Years
Despite the ongoing Skrillex-pocalypse consuming the little bit of pop music that isn't already LMFAO-ed, the human race can still get behind a bird with some pipes.
Last year, Adele became the first artist to go double-platinum on iTunes. And this year she not only swept the Grammys but now, evidently, is keeping the music industry plugged into its life support system.
Y'know, at first we're a little annoyed that anyone is helping the dickheads who sold CDs for $18 make anymore money.
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