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50 WTF Quotes From Ultra 2013

50 WTF Quotes From Ultra 2013
Photo by George Martinez

"What the fuck does unicorn taste like?"

Stardust. Rainbows. Maybe black-market horse meat from Miami's C-9 basin.

There's really no way to know, though. Because this fabulous one-horned equine creature doesn't actually exist. Except when you're raving, raging, and tripping out at Ultra Music Festival.

Here are 50 WTF quotes from Ultra 2013.

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-Ultra 2013: Top Ten (Almost) Naked Raver Girls

50 WTF Quotes From Ultra 2013
Photo by George Martinez

50. "Epic! Epic! Epic! Epic! Epic! Epic! Epic! Epic! Epic! Epic! Epic! Epic! Epic!" - A gang of raver friends, describing that "Epic!" moment when one enters Ultra Music Festival

49. "My mom said she doesn't want me to 'lose my innoncence' here. And I think she means 'raped.'" - Giggling teenaged girl

48. "Don't worry, you'll be safe." - Rape-y 20-something bro to giggling teenaged girl

47. "The thing is, I took acid and bought Molly" - Raver chick in a drug dilemma

46. "Nigga, I got any kind of shit anybody want. Like X or coke or prescriptions. And if you want rat poison, I'll go get it." - Eighth Street drug dealer, explaining how supply-and-demand affects his inventory

45. "Rat! Uhhhh! Gross!" - Chonga party chick, screaming about a rodent in a trash can outside Ultra's gates

44. "I tried to put a hot dog in my mouth. But it fell out the bun." - Sad, starving drunk guy

43. "Put your fucking pants back on." - Sober GF to rolling BF

42. "I can't find my pants." - Rolling BF

41. "Rage classy, Miami. Rage classy." - Miami raver bro on the Metrorail



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