50 Things You See at Ultra Music Festival

50. Girl-friendly PDA. (That's for the "L" in PLUR.)
50. Girl-friendly PDA. (That's for the "L" in PLUR.)
Photo by George Martinez

If you've got ears, Ultra Music Festival is a pretty fun time.

But if you've also got eyes, it's amaaaaaaaaazing.

Basically, this sprawling EDM fest is a phantasmagoric fun parade starring famous people, nearly naked ladies, the beefiest of beefcakes, the kandiest of ravers, and the most ridiculously costumed of party people -- all spazzing out to uhntz-uhntz amid an LED landscape that's exploding with fireworks, lasers, pyro, kryo, and confetti.

Look, gawk, or leer... Here are 50 things you see at Ultra Music Festival.

See also: Ultra 2014 Superlatives: Grumpiest Cat, Most Revealing Raver, and More!

50 Things You See at Ultra Music Festival
Photo by George Martinez

49. A Guy With a Vagina in the Middle of His Chest

Accompanied by a female friend with a deep interest in this curious phenomenon.

50 Things You See at Ultra Music Festival
Photo by George Martinez

48. A Riff Raff Head on Lady Legs

Anyone else have recurring sweaty nightmares about exactly this thing?

50 Things You See at Ultra Music Festival
Photo by George Martinez

47. Bad Girls With Marijuana Boobs and "Fuck Me" Eyes

Congrats on some impressive glitter and rhinestone work. Ditto on the handpainted sunglasses.

50 Things You See at Ultra Music Festival
Photo by George Martinez

46. A Young Lady "Expressing Herself" Atop Her Boyfriends' Shoulders

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But, uh, which way is he facing?

See also: Ultra 2014's Ten Sleaziest T-Shirts


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