25 Diplo-Certified Ways to "Express Yourself"
So, as you should know, Diplo will be coming to LIV for a special expression session on Wednesday, October 3. But what exactly is expressing yourself?
Does Diplo want you to write an epic poem about love and loss? Does he want you to paint a portrait of your mother? Does he want you to sing a round with your best friends?
No, slut, he wants you to kick your legs in the air and shake that ass. Just check out how these 25 male and female badasses get down.
Here is a list of awesome ways to #ExpressYourself:
1. Do it in front of cultural landmarks.
2. Do it in a limo.
3. Do it with a disco ball on your head.
4. Do it on ancient temples.
5. Do it if you're Deadmau5.
6. Do it in really scary places.
7. Do it where bros are happening.
8. Do it while you work out.
9. Do it on a cop car.
10. Do it if you're Barbie.
11. Do it on a diplo dino.
12. Do it on some sweet-ass street art.
13. Do it on DMX's tour bus.
14. Do it underwater.
15. Do it while you spank yourself.
16. Do it in your supercool living room.
17. Do it on street signs.
18. Do it in fucking space.
19. Do it if you're hanging with Dillon Francis.
20. Do it if you love Tim Tebow.
21. Do it in protest to pedophilia.
22. Do it on the bus.
23. Do it with old people.
24. Do it in class.
25. But most importantly, do it for Diplo.
Dirty Hairy's featuring Diplo. Wednesday, October 3. LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. The show starts at 11 p.m. and tickets cost $30 to $40 plus fees via wantickets. Call 305-674-4680 or visit livnightclub.com.
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