The Hills Have Eyes gets a bloody overhaul, but nothing to recommend it
By Michael Atkinson,
March 09, 2006
Anyone who remembers the 1977 Wes Craven film The Hills Have Eyes, which was and remains a piece of Milwaukee-beer shit, remembers it because (A)... More>>
Stuck with Bruce Willis in rush-hour traffic? You could always walk
By Michael Atkinson,
March 02, 2006
Didn't Richard Donner retire? A 1980s star-director name, among many, that should now send bolts of discouraging dread down your spine, Richard... More>>
Night Watch heralds the invasion of the Russian fantasy blockbuster
By Luke Y. Thompson,
February 23, 2006
If you're a parent trying to teach your sullen teenagers that movies with subtitles aren't all bad, try taking them to see Night Watch (Nochnoi... More>>
The centerpiece of this preposterous bit of historical fiction is an opulent dinner party hosted by a wealthy Hungarian-Jewish industrialist and... More>>
Freedomland turns a rich, complex book into a poor, simple movie
By Robert Wilonsky,
February 16, 2006
Freedomland manages a seemingly impossible feat: It's both turgid and overwrought, eliciting the shriek that fades into a yawn without anyone... More>>
Harrison Ford runs smack into a Firewall, poor guy
By Robert Wilonsky,
February 09, 2006
It is often written of Harrison Ford that he's the most profitable movie star in history, to the tune of some $3.8 billion in box-office receipts... More>>
Final Destination 3 stares death in the face ... and laughs
By Luke Y. Thompson,
February 09, 2006
Let's get right to the point: If you are the type of person who enjoys seeing attractive naked girls meet a hideously graphic demise, there's a... More>>