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The Punisher
The latest comic-book movie might just kill you
, April 15, 2004
Here's a subject with which no one should ever have to grapple: Is this new version of The Punisher, starring Thomas Jane as the comic-book... More>>
Connie and Carla
Connie and Carla models a classic, but ends up being a drag
, April 15, 2004
When we first see the title characters of Connie and Carla, a penny-dreadful imitation of one of Hollywood's most inimitable comedies, they are... More>>
Tall Boy A Talk With the Rock
In the ring and on the screen, the Rock is Walking like he talks it
, April 08, 2004
As a professional wrestler, the Rock faced down giants like Hulk Hogan, the Undertaker, and the seven-foot-four Big Show. As an actor, in a... More>>
Prey to Pretense The United States of Leland
Youth violence drama overextends itself in lunge toward art
, April 08, 2004
The most notable thing about The United States of Leland, a youth violence drama from writer-director Matthew Ryan Hoge, is its earnestness. This... More>>
The Wince and Me The Prince & Me
This Roman Holiday redux sacrifices itself for a happy ending
, April 01, 2004
She's a premed farm girl intent on administering to the world's suffering children. He's a car-racing Danish prince looking to shed the burdens... More>>
Wages of Sin Never Die Alone
DMX is gonna give it to ya in this stripped-down crime story
, April 01, 2004
DMX fans expecting the next installment of Exit Wounds or Cradle 2 the Grave may be in for a shock when they sit down to watch his latest... More>>
Southern Comfort The Ladykillers
Tom Hanks steals the Coens' latest by playing -- get this -- funny
, March 25, 2004
The Ladykillers is the second film in as many years made by Joel and Ethan Coen to fill space between pet projects that seem to run off leash;... More>>
Papa Tried Jersey Girl
Family man Smith goes soft in a story about a Girl
, March 25, 2004
Jersey Girl, the sixth film by writer-director Kevin Smith, is the least Kevin Smith-y film he's ever made, which will be welcome news to those... More>>
Punk Monk The Reckoning
Paul Bettany gets medieval in The Reckoning
, March 18, 2004
It's a bit unorthodox to ladle superlatives all over a film in the opening paragraph, but The Reckoning deserves them. Moving, gripping, and... More>>
Dammit, Mamet! Spartan
Based on Spartan, it would seem the master of macho dialogue has lost his touch
, March 18, 2004
The problem with Spartan isn't so much that it's mediocre, but that it could be a whole lot better. Unlike writer-director David Mamet's last... More>>
I Met Andy Warhol at a Really Chic Party ... Paul Morrissey's films
Film auteur Paul Morrissey hates it when the art superstar pops up
, March 11, 2004
For the record, this article is NOT about Andy Warhol. I repeat: Neither Andy Warhol nor his "films" will be featured in the following story.... More>>
Hutch Ado About Nothing Starsky & Hutch
No obvious joke goes untouched in this so-so TV show remake
, March 11, 2004
Maybe the most amazing thing about the big-screen version of Starsky & Hutch is how much smaller it feels than its predecessor, the William... More>>
Information Society M3 Film Festival
Film, video, graphic, and even cell phone art will be seen on the scene at WMC
, March 04, 2004
At its best, the Winter Music Conference is a sprawling six-day party in the gentle Miami winter with 10,000 of your closest friends and the... More>>
Bush Comes to Shove Hidalgo
Like America's current leaders, Viggo and Hidalgo try to "enlighten" the Arabs with Western justice
, March 04, 2004
At first glance Hidalgo seems to be nothing more than an old-fashioned, flat-footed adventure epic plunked down on a vast stretch of desert and... More>>
Suffer Unto Mel The Passion of the Christ
Mel Gibson's Passion is more torture-test than devotional
, February 26, 2004
This Jew has spent several hours in the past week reading all four Gospels, as well as various supplementary (and often inflammatory) texts, upon... More>>
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