SL Miami

If you've got cash to burn (we're talking to you, D-Wade) and a name people know, it's likely you've been to SL Miami. This uber-exclusive South Beach outpost is parked in a corner of the James Royal Palm, and it ain't easy to get through those velvet ropes. They have two other installments -- in the Hamptons and NYC, natch. A horseshoe shaped-layout, sunken dance floor and purple hued lighting make this spot all kinds of mod, with an art deco twist. Should you make it inside, take a seat and get started on bottle service. That's what being a VIP is all about, after all.