After God warmed up by making man and woman, he set his sights on creating a truly perfect creature the pig. What part of the Great and Holy Pig is not tasty? Hoofs? Tasty. Tail? Tasty. Nose? Tasty. If the finger-wagging vegan right wing is correct and humans were not meant to barbecue... More >>
You normally dont want to associate strikes with football, but Lucky Strike Lanes has been putting its own positive twist on Monday Night Football get-togethers since this season began. So, if youre just that interested in seeing if quarterback Vince Young will have a meltdown on... More >>
Caddyshack golf legend Ty Webb never kept score, so when Judge Smails asked him how he measured himself against other golfers, the six-foot-four Webb replied, "My height."
Club 50 should have a similar answer if it's ever asked how it measures itself against other Miami bars and lounges.... More >>
The key to impressing that special someone lies not in etiquette, fancy clothes, physical fitness, intelligent conversation, Hummerzines, intimate knowledge of the kama sutra, or an assistant calendar editors position at New Times. Its all about skills in the kitchen. And what says,... More >>