Yoga for Inhumane People

Yoga for Inhumane People

Lauren Angueira

Do you laugh when someone trips? Don’t pay the parking meter or pick up after your dog? Listen to Nickelback? Then, this Yoga is for YOU. Because none of us are perfect, but we are all perfectly FLAWED. Join HOI events as we fearlessly fly those freak flags with a FUNDRAISING 305-soundtracked flow taught by Buddha Shack owner, Jenna Guadagni (@JDuhnnie) from 1-2PM #SundayFunday style. And, because nothing says Sunday like beer + games — we are bro + babe “ing” out on the back deck of Lincoln's Beard Brewing Co. — #BeerYoga (for the gram). More about all of that major manifesting mojo? Allison Santini + Jenna Guadagni have got you covered with a post-class meditation. @AnnietheAlchemist is also in the brew with chakra balancing and rad retail. Popping up in OG style, Intuitive Gangster is back with crystals, smudge sticks, and crystals, + more! And, because you’ll be sweating to Savasana — Lincoln's Beard is offering a FREE 5oz pour of their house beer to yoga bros and babes!! Plus, NOT ONLY does ALL of your ticket sale go towards Hurricane Irma relief in the Florida Keys, BUT IT ALSO, enters you to win a $50 gift card to Magic Carpet Yoga Mats (@magiccarpetyogamats) — just by namaslayin’. The party don’t end there! From 2-4 PM — HOI will be hosting a Cards Against Humanity Tournament. Let’s get down and dirty for a chance to win a full outfit from Kira Grace (@kiragraceyoga) or a Yeti Yoga Mat (@yetiyoga) — (1st and 2nd Place Winners). Bring your crystals, bring your friends, bring your donations! HOI will be collecting the following items as part of their community outreach programs: Yoga Mats Yoga Supplies Water Packaged Health Food Activewear + Shoes Toiletries Water Bottles To benefit HOI’s #AHIMSANA Program — six complimentary, community fitness classes from October - December in the Lower Keys. Bi-monthly a team of volunteers will visit The Keys providing a complimentary community yoga/fitness class + donations attached to written blessing from our MIA community. The program also seeks partnerships with a local studio to gift a stipend from donated funds #supportlocal More information / to donate : https://funds.gofundme.com/dashboard/hellanohurricane

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