Wet Spots, a comedic singing duo that will appeal to the lewd side of your Trump-loving uncle and Obama-missing aunt. As you can probably guess from the name, these two bring the satire and sing about how you can't buy a dildo in Texas, among other things geared to making you wet — from laughing till you pee, of course. 7:30 p.m. Saturday in the Blackbox Theater at the South Miami-Dade Cultural Arts Center, 10950 SW 211th St., Cutler Bay; 786-573-5300; smdcac.org. Admission costs $30 in advance, $35 the day of the show, which is for ages 18 and older.
At a time when the nation is starkly divided, perhaps the only thing that can bridge that schism is filthy humor. Enter the