Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?/Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?” So begins “The Penis Song,” an insightful ditty by the comedic Brits of Monty Python. It’s a joke, but it’s funny because it’s true. Penises: Everyone wants the power they wield in this society, and those who have them can be a bit too attached to their wangs. Host of The Penis Talk Show, Ronnie Larsen, knows the draw of the dick, and with a cocksure plan will bring three anonymous penis-holders to the Empire Stage to tell their most personal wiener stories. The audience is free to ask them questions, so if you have any queries of the pecker kind, here’s your chance to whip them out. 8 a.m. Wednesday at Empire Stage, 1140 N. Flagler Dr., Fort Lauderdale; empirestage.com; ronnielarsen.com. Admission costs $25.