To successfully crawl down from this precarious mental peak, you must immediately seek out a very dim room characterized by extremely worn surfaces. And there's no better low-gloss safe haven than Mac's Club Deuce, a place where even the neon melts into the shadows. Snag a stool and settle in for happy hour, beginning at 8 a.m. Then, after a few drinks, you've almost talked yourself off the far edge but not quite so stick around. The after-afterparty doesn't wrap for another 11 hours.
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