House of Horror Haunted Carnival
. The fright factory, set up yearly at Miami International Mall (1455 NW 107th Ave., Miami), features multiple attractions, including a haunted insane asylum, a 3D haunted phobia experience, a rock 'n' roll circus stunt and side show (dubbed Hellzapoppin), and a freak emporium. It’s four terrors for the price of one. After your spine stops tingling, you can shake off the scares at the onsite carnival — complete with all of your favorite fair food. Pro tip: Fried Oreos make everything better. House of Horror is open from 6 to 11 p.m. through October 31. Tickets cost $15 to $29. Visit houseofhorrorpark.com
or call 305-639-6000.
Other than bumper-to-bumper traffic and three-digit humidity, life in Miami generally offers few scares. This is Halloween season, however, and even the Magic City pulls out its A-game when it comes to scaring the crap out of you and yours. Case in point: Miami’s largest haunting experience, the annual