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Fabio "Estefano" Salgado drove his midnight blue Aston Martin convertible down Biscayne Boulevard, across the Venetian Causeway, through the tollbooth, and into the driveway...
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Our fair city will be blessed with an extra dose of estrogen this week, in the form of thousands of lesbians and les-be-friends arriving in town for the legendary Aqua Girl...
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Admit it: When you watch Sesame Street and see Bert and Ernie shacking up together, you know there's some monkey business going on. It’s not because they are overtly gay...
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By Patrice Elizabeth Grell Yursik
Published:
May 8, 2008
Back in the heyday of Happy Days, Henry Winkler played Arthur Fonzarelli, one of the coolest TV characters of all time. The Fonz was a greaser, a skilled mechanic, and the...
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Once you walk through the doors of Dream Nightclub on a Monday night, the funk of mediocre entertainment will disappear from your skin, and your soul will become awash in an...
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What liquid increased Superman’s strength, Shadowcat’s phasing ability, and The Flash’s speed? Okay, there is no actual evidence that milk enhances physical...
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As you commute home and watch — for the fourth time — the skirt-sporting homeless man relieve himself along the Julia Tuttle Causeway, you might decide you are in...
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By Patrice Elizabeth Grell Yursik
Published:
May 8, 2008
We can’t help but feel a bit sorry for the moms out there. Think about your own; all these years, she’s stood by you, wiped away your tears, bailed you out of...
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By Patrice Elizabeth Grell Yursik
Published:
May 8, 2008
Perhaps you’ve noticed the enormous orange box that’s been trundling across the city. Armed with an eye-catching jail cell, Amnesty International has been on its...
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Middle Easterners aren’t too pleased with our culture lately. Some don't take too kindly to our McDonald's-fueled consumerism, love of globalization, or national symbol:...
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So what’s the verdict on that falling-tree-in-the-woods riddle? Philosophers worldwide might be unsure if said timber makes a noise if no one hears it tip over. But...
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Rickety skeletons, decapitated models, and a spacey radio science project dial up the heat Saturday at 7 p.m. during the Wynwood gallery crawl. At Albertini Arts (190 NW 36th...
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Sure, the ruckus of football, basketball, and soccer are cool, but when the moment calls for something more relaxing, we pull on our white gloves and step into our plaid pants...
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Fresh air, sparkling aqua water, breathtaking parks filled with lush greenery — all of that will become a memory if we don’t shape up and take care of Mother Earth....
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You can hear the groans of “no culture” and “weak shows” whoosh through the coffee shops, lounges, and galleries around town. New York imports and locals...
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Bill Maher's suitcase is full of food. That's because if he didn't bring his own, he'd be forced to eat the crap that America serves to out-of-towners, and then his stand-up...
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Entering the fifth week of the season, the Florida Marlins ranked 19th in runs scored — good enough to be tied with the Yankees and Rangers. The real catalyst for this...
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Since 1996, budding literati at local grade schools have collaborated on a yearly exhibit of 10 art tomes. The Wolfsonian’s One Page at a Time program presents the...
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By Patrice Elizabeth Grell Yursik
Published:
May 8, 2008
Mopey, miserable, admittedly anal-retentive, and undeniably hilarious, Richard Lewis has made a comedy career out of his neuroses. Addiction, recovery, sobriety, therapy...
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Blowing Up
Does Hialeah have the fattest school in the nation?
By Isaiah Thompson
Two months ago, Mae Walters Elementary teacher Charlie Filpes went before the...
