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Feature
Eat Shit and Die
Exactly what do chickens and cows eat before we eat them?
By Lee Klein
Published: November 22, 2007
It takes a lot of salt to make shit edible. Chicken shit, that is. Turns out that while chickens and cows aren't the fussiest of diners, neither of them will eat feces without...
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Film
Bob Dylan Isn’t “There”
In Todd Haynes’s mixtape biopic, he’s everywhere and nowhere.
By Scott Foundas
Published: November 22, 2007
Something about that movie though, well I just can't get it out of my head. But I can't remember why I was in it or what part I was supposed to play. — Bob Dylan,...
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Night&Day
How About Fighting Hooters?
By John Linn
Published: November 22, 2007
Despite being saddled with a crappy name, the FAU Owls (wouldn’t Raging Hooters have been so much better?) are in control of their own destiny entering the final two games of...
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Night&Day
Full Moon Fever
There’ll be howling and drumming at Boteco tonight!
By MARA LEVENTHAL
Published: November 22, 2007
Wild urges? Mood swings? Romantic fever? Don’t blame the turkey leftovers; blame the cosmos. Let gravity pull you into the Full Moon Party at Boteco tonight. You’ll have a...
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Night&Day
Great Success!
We’ve got high hopes for the Black Kids.
By Patrice Elizabeth Grell Yursik
Published: November 22, 2007
We admit it – we’re always a little skeptical when the Internet gets abuzz about some hot new indie rock band out of Florida. Not skeptical because of the pool of talent our...
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Night&Day
Dreaming of a White Christmas?
Get the next best thing at Gulfstream Park.
By Raina McLeod
Published: November 22, 2007
One day in January 1981, a light dusting of snow fell on Miami. The bizarre weather wasn’t significant enough to affect the city in any major way, but it was just enough to...
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Night&Day
Double the Dreadlocks
Ziggy Marley by day, Fitzroy by night
By Patrice Elizabeth Grell Yursik
Published: November 22, 2007
With all the buzz about little brothers Damian and Stephen, some folks might forget Ziggy Marley started the whole talented-progeny thing in Bob’s clan. He even pops up at the...
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Night&Day
Riled
Heat coach wants to suit up? What if...?
By Sam Eifling
Published: November 22, 2007
Shortly after the Miami Heat honed losing into a true art -- with a second loss to the Charlotte Bobcats on November 13 -- team president and coach Pat Riley was ready to...
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Night&Day
Short Attention Span Theater
Don’t blink -- you might miss it.
By SCOTT CUNNINGHAM
Published: November 22, 2007
Most people are afraid of film festivals, and with good reason. The prospect of sitting through a two-hour experimental feature, shot with a cell phone, wherein a group of...
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Night&Day
Root for the Underdog
By Alexandra Quiñones
Published: November 22, 2007
Give Kendall a chance. And while you’re at it, give open mikes a chance too. They’re both the underdogs of Miami’s entertainment world. Kendall has been deemed a...
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Night&Day
Indian Winter
When it comes to outdoor fun, it’s a Shore Thing.
By Raina McLeod
Published: November 22, 2007
While you’re complaining about the chills that accompany our joke of a fall season, our northern brethren are huddling around fireplaces, sipping hot toddies, and planning...
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Night&Day
It Takes Two
This Pair of Nuts has double the charm.
By PRISCILLA GOMEZ
Published: November 22, 2007
Comedy always seems to work better in pairs – think of Laurel and Hardy, Abbott and Costello, Sonny and Cher. All right, maybe not the last, but one new comedy duo is making...
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Night&Day
No Need to Wipe Your Feet
By Raina McLeod
Published: November 22, 2007
You've seen the sign: No shirt, no shoes, no service. But each Friday at the Mandarin Oriental, they get a little tolerant of the “no shoes” part. Well, not the whole...
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Night&Day
Just Move Your Lips
And try to be more convincing than Ashlee Simpson.
By Raina McLeod
Published: November 22, 2007
When your mom told you that your singing voice is painfully off key, you just assumed she didn't want to lose her baby in a corrupt world of fame and fortune. Then you went on...
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Night&Day
Walk It Out
Work off that sweet potato casserole ASAP.
By Patrice Elizabeth Grell Yursik
Published: November 22, 2007
So did your fork feel heavy as you laid waste to Thanksgiving dinner yesterday? Had to unbutton your pants a little to make room for dessert? There’s no shame in being a...
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Night&Day
Birthday Bacchanal
Mr. Machel Montano shows us how to party.
By Patrice Elizabeth Grell Yursik
Published: November 22, 2007
He’s been the chief flag waver at parties all over the world, making crowds jump and wave from Trinidad to Canada to Notting Hill and back for 25 years. Mind you, Machel...
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Night&Day
Nights in White Spandex
White Party shimmies all weekend long.
By Dan Renzi
Published: November 22, 2007
Thanksgiving weekend means two things unique to Miami: First, Hispanic families serve their turkeys with arroz, and tres leches for dessert; and second, the gays skip the fat...
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Night&Day
Moonlighting Movies
By Raina McLeod
Published: November 22, 2007
So you and your honey have carved butt-prints into the couch from rampant DVD-watching, and all of the polyester-vest-wearing teens at your local megaplex know you by...
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Night&Day
Run, Forrest, Run
Jog away that tryptophan haze.
By Raina McLeod
Published: November 22, 2007
For the past 365 days, you’ve been plotting on Aunt Jean’s cranberry stuffing and framing up your attack on Mom’s candied yams. Last night you cased the family kitchen,...
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Night&Day
Bird Is the Word
Wear stretchy pants to any of these fine restaurants.
By Patrice Elizabeth Grell Yursik
Published: November 22, 2007
It’s Thanksgiving, and finally we can channel Little Richard in that Geico commercial we love: “Mashed potatoes, gravy, and cranberry sauce! Wooooo!” Yeah, today is all about...
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