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"Just so you know, it's going to take awhile," the CIA officer says to his newly arrived colleague at the beginning of Kathryn Bigelow's Zero Dark Thirty. The year is 2003,...
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Ah, here it is again: that special time we experience every two to six years when Quentin Tarantino makes a new movie, and people dig out the old "Tarantino just steals...
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The world didn't end after all on December 21, so now we all gotta make amends for our bad behavior in 2012. Our New Year's resolutions last year all failed, of course,...
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When Gus Lopez was arrested in October on 63 charges ranging from money laundering to bribery, even the most jaded Miami Beach residents were amazed at the extent of his...
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Miami never sleeps.
Sure, the $700 bottles stop poppin' at dawn. But then it's just time to drag our sexy uhntz-uhntz-ing asses to the supersecret afterparty, followed by...
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Groping for the levers of outrage is an OK way to establish a narrative rapport with an audience, and giant and amoral corporations can provide a good fulcrum for hoisting all...
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Hardcore is a truly North American phenomenon. Sure, Scandinavia, Japan, and Latin America have all left serious imprints on the genre. But guess where the punk-rock subgenre...
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If you recently had a close encounter with the howling demon known as Hurricane Sandy, you might have a renewed belief in global warming. If not, consider yourself lucky, then...
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As another tax season descends, you might want to hold onto your W-2s and 1099s a little more tightly. In 2012, the U.S. Attorney's Office in Miami busted more than a dozen...
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This year's sold-out Jam Cruise proves that one bad acid trip (i.e., 2011's pre-embarkation drug raid, which yielded little more than some pot, shrooms, hash oil, and other...
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When the words "true story" appear twice in a film's opening disclaimer, it's a guarantee that what follows will include at least one questionable fiction. The Impossible is...
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Failed Doomsday
Miami's alternate reality: The Mayans might have been wrong about Armageddon coming December 21, but as your look back at a year of apocalyptic insanity in...
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It's 2013. But some people (like New Times employees) secretly wish the year were still 1969. In private, when the shades are drawn, we bust out the dashikis, love beads,...
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The early, awesome stage of romantic relationships, characterized by firehose neurochemistry, socially off-putting behavior, and a lot of chafing, eventually diminishes into...
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Oh. My. God. The Orange Bowl Committee has tapped Luke Bryan to headline the Bud Light Championship Game Day Fan Zone outside Sun Life Stadium before the BCS National...
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It's dispiriting that a film about the romantic life of Franklin D. Roosevelt, who cultivated a small coterie of mistresses, should exhibit so little interest in what so...
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Three sequels, a remake, a prequel to the remake, and now another sequel. What is it with chainsaw massacres of the Texas variety? This latest mostly ignores the three...
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Rock 'n' roll proves the coming-of-age crucible in Not Fade Away, Sopranos creator David Chase's semiautobiographical feature debut of shaggy hair, shagadelic beauties, and...
