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Thwack! Thwack! The three men hack their way through the Guatemalan jungle, one machetazo at a time. A thick canopy of kapok trees filters out all but the faintest stream of...
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When Miami throws an end-of-year blowout, it's guaranteed everyone will go home broke. And drunk. And accompanied by some creepy-sexy stranger who'll ask for money in the...
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It was nearly 6 p.m. on a brisk Saturday, and only three tables at Key Biscayne's Exit 1 were occupied. A mural of a lighthouse scene filled a white stone wall, which was...
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More than ever, boiling this concluding year down to the ten so-called best movies feels both arbitrary and reductive. Ideally, I'd have 25 unnumbered slots. I'd cite another...
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These days, it seems like teenagers are taking over the world, one bad haircut at a time. But beneath the acne and bad posture are minds and talents worthy of praise, even...
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Spanish Harlem, 1930. Seven-year-old Tito Puente smacks a pot with a wooden spoon, slaps the windowsill, and makes a crude yet funky beat. A neighbor lady screams, “Ay,...
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After the ebullient Holocaust fantasia Inglourious Basterds, Quentin Tarantino takes his whole blood-spattered historical tent show on the road with Django Unchained, this...
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There’s nothing funny about an explosion. And for that matter, there’s nothing funny about earthquakes either.
Well, unless it’s a Comedy Explosion. In that...
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Looking for a fun way to let loose, enjoy some classic tunes, and get trippy? Want to learn a little something at the same time? Sounds like you’re ready for the epic,...
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Coconut Grove’s annual King Mango Strut is back to poke fun at 2012’s most outrageous stories in a grand, satiric, end-of-the-year parade. The only question: What...
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La Gran Naranja is about as South Floridian as New Year’s Eve gets. Recently renamed in honor of Ponce de Leon’s anniversary, the Big Orange will make its annual...
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What’s more Miami-esque than spending NYE on a boat? If you don’t have any friends at the yacht club, book a seat with Island Queen Cruises. From champagne sails...
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What better place to welcome 2013 than the sands of South Beach? The Miami Beach fireworks show kicks off at midnight, and revelers can gather on the beach at Eighth Street...
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Not to be confused with the BCS Championship game happening January 7, this year’s Orange Bowl, played New Year’s Day at Sun Life Stadium (347 Don Shula Dr., Miami...
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From the original comic-book hero created by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko in 1962, to revised versions of Peter Parker on film and in videogames, all the way to his latest...
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The Miami Heat has some deep-seated issues when it comes to the Dallas Mavericks. Meeting in the NBA Finals twice in four years, both have played spoiler to the other, with...
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Usher in 2013 with a spoonful of sugar as Mary Poppins and her giant umbrella descend on the Adrienne Arsht Center (1300 Biscayne Blvd., Miami). Presented by Disney and...
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As 2012 fades in the rearview mirror, Miami's art community is looking back at a city slowly, incrementally reinventing itself beyond the weeklong mania of Art Basel.
The...
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Every year, New Times chooses the 12 most odious people in Dade to memorialize their crimes against Miami. Here are 2012's Dirty Dozen.
• After taxpayers bought the...
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EDM was bigger and badder than ever this year. Lady Gaga went on tour with electro-wunderkind Zedd. Skrillex won three Grammys. Even the American Music Awards created an EDM...
