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Just how horny are Miamians? How often do they do it? With whom do they do it? How do they do it? Where do they do it?
Three months ago, Miami New Times set out to answer...
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“A jug of wine, a loaf of bread and thou” was all Edward Fitzgerald needed in
when translating Persian poetry in The Rubáiyát of Omar Khayyám....
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The annual Thighs & Pies contest is not about how many pies you can eat before your thighs start looking like a pair of cellulite tree stumps. It’s actually...
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Funk, soul, and free chicken wings till midnight. Enjoy it ya burnout, it's called Maryjane Mondays for a reason. Upstairs at Jazid you'll be able to kick back, relax, have...
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House producer and DJ known as Laidback Luke first got his kicks in his native Holland as a graffiti artist. When the thrill of the physical and legal danger wore off around...
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Leap Year is a delightful cinematic romp in which Amy Adams plays a woman who brings her fiancé to Ireland to propose to him. Oh, wait. No, that's not it. That's the...
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On the second page of Birds of Paradise, Diana Abu-Jaber evokes local carpet salesman Don Bailey as that "thirty-foot naked man reclining, selling God-knows-what." The novel,...
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This Friday, Big Night in Little Haiti will turn the entire hood into a massive dance floor. Shleu Shleu, compas music's living legends who have wowed crowds around the world...
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There's only one acceptable reason for bruises on your wife, daughter, or aunt, and that's roller derby. These indigo battle scars are unavoidable in the sport that sends...
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He's the top toque of tapas in Miami and beyond. That would be chef Douglas Rodriguez, who's strutting his small plates stuff in a degustation (French for lots of cool dishes)...
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Come one, come all to the event consisting of the only known method to circumvent drinking-and-driving laws. No, not really. If you want to get down with Beer Snob Bike Crawl...
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At an almost imperceptible creep, Miami has turned into a dance center. National and local troupes now regularly deliver topnotch stuff, from ultra-contemporary and hip-hop to...
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Two iconic college football programs tainted and shamed after their most scandalous off-seasons will face each other early in the season. Who will win when the University of...
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Remember when you were a kid snorkeling at John Pennekamp in the Keys and your father panicked when he spotted a nurse shark? He plopped you atop a coral reef to take you out...
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Dutchmen René ter Horst and Gaston Steenkist, AKA Zki & Dobre, first tasted success as the Good Men, the alias they used to release their 1993 dance hit "Give It Up."...
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It's bad enough the Miami Dolphins are mired in a giant shit sack of mediocrity year after year. But the dudes who decide who plays whom in the NFL have also decided to dookie...
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If you still relish the memory of that middle school dance where your classmates crowned you ruler of the dance floor based on your unusually low limbo or stellar steps in the...
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Celebrate the grand opening of the Pinecrest Total Wine & More or just celebrate drinking some good wine for free at a tasting of Martin Ray family wines set for Friday,...
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Have you been around the world? Are you looking for your baby? Are you not sure where he is or why he's gone away? Are you even aware of this Lisa Stansfield reference?...
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Model and wannabe mogul Tyra Banks worked really hard to be noticed for more than her ample bosom and expansive forehead. With her once popular reality show, America's Next...
